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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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