- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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