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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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