- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

God is real.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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