- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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