Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Knock Knock Come in

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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