why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

mmm i love marble bumhole

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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