What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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