A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Granny porn!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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