Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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