In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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