Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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SHUT UP JP

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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it was all Tagart

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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