- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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