- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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