If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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