What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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9/11 my birthday

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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