- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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