- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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