- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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