- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

womens rights.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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