- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

The New York Giants

why do mexicans get made fun of

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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