- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Women's Rights

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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