- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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