- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

But who would want to sell us out and why?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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