- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

u know whats a crime? rape

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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