- Anti Joke

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly