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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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