- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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