two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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