- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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