A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A guy walks into a bar

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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