- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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