- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Communism hehe xd

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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