Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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www.xnxx.com

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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