- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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