- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

bite me

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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