What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Jimmy Saville

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

you will like this because i am black.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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