- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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