- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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