- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Women's rights

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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