- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

roses are red poo is poo

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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