- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

i'm hard

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

I wrote a funny joke.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

9/11 my birthday

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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