- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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