- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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