- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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