Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

A black person dies.

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