- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Flowers are colors Love me

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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