- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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