What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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