- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Katy Perry

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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