- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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