Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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My peni s

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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