- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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