- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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