In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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quantum physics?

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Good afternoon.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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