- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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