How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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