- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

The cream, it is coming

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

a black man did not eat chicken.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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