What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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