- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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