Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Anti Joke

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