- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Boys have swag, real men have class

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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