A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

i found waldo.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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