- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

800 people died last year. end of story

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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