- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

nolan is gay

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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