why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A shark ate your mom

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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