How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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