what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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