what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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call me maybe.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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