- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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