- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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