- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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