- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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