Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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call me maybe.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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