-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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