What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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