steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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