- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

steven hawking walks into a bar

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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