- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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