knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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