Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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