- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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