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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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