- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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