Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

a man was shot.... he died

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

800 people died last year. end of story

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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