- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Sixty... eight

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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