- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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