- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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