- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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