Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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poopy is poopy

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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