What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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