how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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