- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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